OK! Lets talk about S-8-X! Remember that old song by salt n pepa? 'Lets talk about s8x babe, lets talk about you n me, lets talk about all the good and bad things that may be it ... ' Yes 000, I am old school when it comes to music.😀
No doubt, you and I, have read many posts and comments on several platforms about the publicized sex dolls; Notice,I didn't say newly-discovered or invented because it had been in use for decades but in secrecy. Did you see the video of the man with 6 of 'em? All in different locations in his house?
Have any of you wondered why so sudden? Is it to create more market for it? Hhmmm, I think not, IMO, I believe it is because of the recent 'wahala' some women are creating with their false accusations here and there against men! So, manufacturers are telling men; 'Hey! We are here to help you actualize your fantasy and urges without getting into any trouble again!
OH! The comments from some women were hilarious and bitter! One said; 'It is like sleeping with a corpse'. A guy replied; 'But, you women use dildo right? He got her right there! Afterall dildo is a not 'alive' abi? Another lady said; 'Who will do the cooking,cleaning and laundry for you men?' I was surprised at this question because most ladies are always forming 'miss-independent-no-doing-wifey-chores-until-after-wedding!' So, why do you care how he eats, tidy his apartment and wash his clothes fa? My dear lady, there are caterers, housekeepers and washing machine/ drycleaners / laundry women who are ready to do all that for a fee. Also, a guy said; 'It is only a lazy man that will depend on a girl for his daily meals when there is you-tube videos to direct him cook whatever he likes, that no girl can do shakara for him again!'
WELL! To me, these s8x dolls are a welcome idea! It is about time o jare! Women have pushed the men to the wall with all their drama and demands! WAIT!!! Before you start clapping your hands sarcastically and saying EH-ENNN, to me! Put sentiments aside and let us see the positive effects it will have; First, it will reduce sexual molestation, baby mama ish, STDS , infidelity, (technically he is not, it is like saying masturbation is a crime which is not!) Polygamy and divorce!
Which boils down to my question: Will you agree for your partner to have s8x dolls? The most-honest-truth is that s8x is the ONLY reason many married men have extra-marital affairs while money is the ONLY reason women date married men! All the rest nah jara! Afterall money for hand, back for ground as the popular slogan go ... nay, it is not only in 'opio' work! Many married couples are in long distance relationships. If that will help both the man and woman not to fall into temptation, why not? I saw the men version of the s8x doll, I didn't know when I shouted SHIORR! Because that 'joystick' will shift the uterus o!😁
The post is getting too long and boring? Qui? Okay, please bear with me, I am about rounding it up; You see, the married man can order to his specifics and that will spice up bedroom matters. Then all those 'leeches' who wants to suck a married man dry all in the name of extra-marital affair will take back seat. If you doubt me, when the man stops giving out money, that love they claim to have will vamoose with immediate alacrity! Why? Simply because he is getting enough 'kpekus' and living his fantasy at home, so, she won't be needed anymore!
Will wives be jealous? I think not! Because, they KNOW who their 'rivals' are, who won't be bitchy, or doing 'jazz' or having a love-child or wanting to be wifey #2 by force by fire or taking 'food' from her children's mouth out of greed! Some of you might be thinking I am supporting the men right? DAMN RIGHT! I AM! Infact, I am thinking of placing an order for my hubby for his next birthday, because I don dey slack for that department ...yep, I admit it ... I am so stressed out . He laughed when I was asking him for his specifics this morning ... and nope, I ain't gonna share that info with you! Winks. Okay, guys, daz all for today, peace out!